Q&A with Donavon Franken-douchebag:

KS: Donavon, are you comfortable with terms like "freak-folk", "cockgobbler" or "straight poser"?

Donavon: Yes, actually I do feel comfortable with those terms: 'avant-folk' or 'New Weird America,' all that shit. But I'm so turned off by "poser" - that's why I took this picture of me surfing with a FUCKING ACOUSTIC GUITAR!! Cause, that's FUCKING AWESOME. I want to have SO little to do with stupid, tacky and horrible ideas - so "poser" means nothing to me.

KS: So, "poser" - who are your musical inspirations? Milli Vanilli? Neil Diamond? Folk Douche?

Donavon: "What gets me through a tour is listening to Jack Johnson jerk off (oooom) or Ben Harper finger bang my wife. That's what gets me through my life. That and tropicalismo...

KS: What the fuck is tropicalismo? What the fuck are you smoking, jackoff?

Donavon: Kelly man, it's cool - you should try some... Tropicalismo becomes this big part of my life and this big inspiration, so I started thinking about Naturalismo. That's what we do - naturalism. I started talking to Andy (Irons) from Kauai about this. 'What do you think about this? Naturalism is a good one, right?' If we give them some alternatives then maybe people will start taking this seriously. It's not going to happen with these humiliating, embarrassing, cheesy, tacky phrases like 'freak folk.'

KS: Fuckface, you never answered my question?

Donavon: Did you notice I surf, play guitar, have a moustache, drive a shitty gas-guzzling van (while ironically trying to play the earthy-thing) and generally look like a homeless person? I was walking down Santa Monica pier yesterday and someone gave me some change. I was like "WHOA" and then bought some crack with it. Wanna get high?

KS: No, you douchebag - I'm too busy winning WCT Titles, fucking hot girls and making tons of money. I never touch that hippie-druggie shit. Holmes, we gotta end this thing. I'm going to get a BJ from your wife.