Donovan,
Your music could possibly be the lamest bunch of "hippie, wanna-be soul surfer but I sold that soul to all my sponsors" trash I've ever heard!
Not only does it suck more than Madonna on the corner of 81st and 3rd, but it's also the most ridiculously over-hyped garbage since retro 70's soul boards & stupid red hipster sunglasses.
Go back to whatever the hell rock you crawled out from under and I hope you come down to Trestles soon so Archy can pound those drugs out of your mustache-ridden head!
Actually, better yet - hop in at stupid hippie van of yours and drive down to the tip of Chile and stay there with that hyper-emo crap you call music! My God, you suck!
Unreal, I mean your music makes my boy Jack Johnson look like he’s got a set of beanbags by comparison. So hey, do us all a favor and take that guitar of yours and shove it up your cornhole.
My lord, you're THE wander of wankers.
Warmest wishes,
Kelly Slater
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