Hansel = Donavon Frankenreiter

Ok Donny, we think we might actually be beginning to understand you a little more. You saw Zoolander when it came out and you decided that you wanted to be the modern day real life Hansel.

I hate to tell you though Donny, Zoolander was not a serious movie......it was a comedy. HANSEL IS A JOKE! He's not real. Owen Wilson played the role but he was joking.

Actually, we could have it all wrong....... For all we know the writers were familiar with you and decided to base Hansel's character on YOU buddy. That actually makes so much more sense........the hippy clothes, the pot smoking, the skateboarding and surfing with guitars in your hands, the photo shoots, the hats, the long hair.......that 70's sheik look..............NOW WE GET IT!!!!!

HEY.........It's innnnnnn the computer buddy.......innnnnnnn the computer!!!!!!!